There’s one thing I’ve noticed about dads. They don’t seem to care if the whole family hears them fart. They just let one rip whenever they feel like it. You could be watching the TV with him and you suddenly hear it. You never hear your mom fart in front of you. Moms have a bit more class than that. My dad’s fart sounds like the “Kazzoo!” one on the fart soundboard by the way.
It’s funny how dads suddenly try to be discreet when people come over though. They’ll still fart in front of you but they’ll make sure that the guests don’t hear or smell it. I suppose it’s their idea of keeping things in the family.
You get used to this though. I personally can’t remember when my dad started doing this. I just know he’s been doing it for a long time. It’s just one of those things that you grow up with and never really bother to think about.
It’s funny how dads suddenly try to be discreet when people come over though. They’ll still fart in front of you but they’ll make sure that the guests don’t hear or smell it. I suppose it’s their idea of keeping things in the family.
You get used to this though. I personally can’t remember when my dad started doing this. I just know he’s been doing it for a long time. It’s just one of those things that you grow up with and never really bother to think about.
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